Anyone have an extra 8+ core 8+Gb server lying around?

Normally I would laugh at this question, but I know with the hive folk it’s actually a possibility someone might have one kicking around their basement…

I’m looking for a server to use for a test environment for VMWare ESXi. I have a complex enough set of VMs to spin that I need something with some balls. 8 cores (i.e. 4x dual core, 2x quad core) and 8Gb ram are minimums. Rackmount would be really nice. Redundant power supplies would be really nice. I don’t really care about disk subsystem. I’d prefer x86/Xeon but I’d go for Opteron for the right price.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Supermicro-X7DBU-2x-Xeon-Quad-Core-E5410-2-33GHz-16GB-1U-Server-/290710566859?pt=COMP_EN_Servers&hash=item43afb337cb#ht_3618wt_1274

http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-ProLiant-DL360-G5-2x-2-66GHz-Dual-Core-16GB-2x-73GB-RAID-Warranty-/110826185664?pt=COMP_EN_Servers&hash=item19cdc163c0#ht_500wt_922

Those are examples of what I’m going for. I’d love to have more CPU, but I’d rather have cheap than beefcake.

Obviously, I’m not looking for freebies - I will gladly pay for a machine. I’d prefer to get one locally to get up and running faster rather than having to wait for shipping. I will be ordering something Friday if I can’t find something that will do what I’m looking for locally.

Thanks a bunch,
-Dave B. (i.e. the long lost Dave)